57: why are there so many people in eluveite i can’t count all of them they come out of the walls at night no six violins thirteen whistles why is the mandolin electric stop singing multiplying ever multiplying until band becomes T H E E N O R M O U S P I L L A R O F W A S P E G GS
Having friends who have kinks you do not share is GREAT because you get to bring them their kinky little things when you find them. Like cats do with dead chipmunks and stuff.
Hello friend I am sitting on your virtual stoop with some priest smut, your favorite!!!!
I sympathize with your plight. None the less, I am a lake monster (albeit an eloquent one), and if you fail to escape and crash into my lake, I shall be forced to carry out my biological imperative and devour you. With a lovely chutney!
hehehe the walls r very thin and sometimes when i hear the neighbors talking i’ll reply to their conversation like just now the woman was like “hello?” looking for her husband in my tiniest, sweetest voice i replied “hello?” and she just. stopped.
then i heard indistinct, urgent whispering.
my neighbors think their apartment is haunted bcus of me
I KNOW if i was in charge of that shoot i would have demanded it to be an on location thing at a supermarket DOMESTICATED FOLK METALLERS PLS
WARLORD PULLING A SWORD ON A CASHIER
VRETH HIDING IN THE MEAT SECTION
JARI BUILDING NEFARIOUS CONTRAPTIONS OUT OF POTS AND PANS
JONNE TALKING TO A PLANT
WHY DIDN’T THIS HAPPEN
oh my gooodddddd