EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
How eyeronic
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
Eye see what you did there…
These are cornea puns.
Iris I hadn’t read this post.
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Everybody I know is having kids, so I made this helpful guide to nature names for your baby.
BAT FALCOLN
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true story though
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ahahaha oh my god
I am still laughing
I clicked that link and was like “shit yeah, I’m gonna make a cool dollthing”
NOPE
CUPCAKE.
- Click This
- Make A Self Portrait Using The Doll Maker You Got.
- Post It.
Here’s Min
At least I got an option to have a peen. >.>;
mine was pretty bitching tbh
what the fuck why
much better
ehehehehehe! perfect~
Yes okay this is sort of cute
My truest self.
neeeigh
that was too much fun asfdsg
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me
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This video though
I know this seems like a joke but this literally is the gist of what happened today.
welp
BONUS:
1. Internet is mandatory to play. I keep hearing they’re keeping the online subscription fees.
2. Kinect is also mandatory.
3. If a friend of yours gives you a game, you have to pay for the game before you’re allowed to access and play it.
Microsoft really shit the bed with this one. Hello, PS4!
AHAHAHA
HAHAHA
ahhhhh
No really, great job Microsoft A+
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I know this seems like a joke but this literally is the gist of what happened today.
welp
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we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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Im just gonna reblogg this cause…….
hahah <3
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