Q:JUST LOOKING AT HIM MATES WITH YOUR EYE-BALLS. WE ARE ALL THE HAREM OF VRETH. THESE ARE THE DAYS OF THE VRETHWIVES. IT DISTURBS MY COGNIZANCE.
Its awful, Vreth must be stopped at all costs before he takes over the entire world, or worse.
i am p. sure vreth is not competent to take over the entire world even when armed with bellyfuzz
remember the time he deleted all the guitars on blodsvept
I STILL CANT BELIEVE THAT HE DID THAT WHAT A PUTZ
i love the entry on trollhorn’s blog about it where he was like “yeah well it happens sometimes, sigh, we can fix it, what else can you do” because then the very next entry when he’s talking about the accident with the distortion pedals he’s like “WE ALMOST GOT DELAYED AGAIN. I KNOW WHO DID IT. I’M NOT SAYING WHO DID IT. I’M NOT NAMING ANY NAMES. I’M JUST SAYING. I KNOW. WHO DID IT. AND. I AM FURIOUS. AND THEY WILL PAY.”
i am like 76% sure that vreth also fucked up the distortion pedals
don’t let vreth touch things
for blamevreth 2014 context
WHEN I MET VRETH at the Finnish Metal Tour a few years back, we had VIP passes and got to hang out with them for a little while and Vreth ended up somehow hooking my friend’s purse’s strap around his foot and kicking it across the room, tearing the strap off and sending her stuff scattering all over the place
and like we just stared impassively as this happened and I swear to god I have never seen a man as distraught and embarrassed like he looked like he was going to die, like he kept repeating IM SORRY IM SORRY over and over and when my friend was like “its ok” he just responded with NO ITS NOT IM SORRY
this is now blamevreth2014 blog
other choice vreth moment from that show
"this song is called SOLSAGAN!!!! that means!"
[very long pause]
[even longer pause]
[everyone staring at him]
vreth that’s not what it means
68: Mathias Nygård produces /θ/ phoneme accurately 83% of the time, /ð/ phoneme 91% (both good numbers for L2 English). /z/ phoneme accurate 73% of the time. Mathias Lillmåns produces /θ/ accurately 67% of the time, /ð/ 52%, and /z/ only 8%. Vreth objectively (from science) worse at saying English words, and is therefore the inferior Mathias in this area. Also tendency to partially affricate /t/ before /s/, substitution of vowel in NURSE lexical set with [ø], assimilation of /rs/ cluster into /s/.
i have never reblogged anything so fast in my life